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Nigh News is a speculative fiction portfolio of articles. Articles in this website are not meant to be factual, nor are meant to be taken as factual. Although articles are written with effort, they are ultimately meant for entertainment.

Notably, this is not a real news website and the articles are not meant to be politically or ideologically neutral as it does not follow the rigors and refinement of real reporters. We take inspiration from other satirical news based organizations such as The Onion and The Babylon Bee, but primarily focus on publishing articles from a possible future with a more grounded style. 

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